ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

pingpongwithpatrickcarney:

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

calm down there morrissey

(Source: cyberho)

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

officialfrenchtoast:

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

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userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

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bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

(Source: versaceslut)

thedoctorlek:

w

hogwartsbutterbeerandquidditch:

doctorwho:

The most effective pick up line in all of time and space

Friendly reminder that these are all in the same episode

(Source: timemachination)

conflicting:

my blog is an inconsistent piece of shit but at least i have fun

(Source: toddssteakhouse)

fiftyshadesofmacygray:

It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

(Source: artforadults)

nogodnomaster:

yuu-ung:

wunderschonen:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

They’re probably like “we don’t kill our fellow citizens, unlike some countriessssss.”

there are so many reasons to move to iceland

Iceland: where police do what they’re supposed to do, instead of shooting unarmed black people.