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Fuck

I hate my parents. Woke up this morning to them telling me to get into the car, they said we where going to Utah for some camp for me. I don’t want to go.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

imagine. a song that starts with “1, 2, 3, 4” but the band is too shy to start playing anything so the singer ends up awkwardly counting to like 300

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cryingbecausemerlin:

the funny thing about tumblr is we all wanna be friends but we dont know how to be

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laugh-addict:

when you message someone and they don’t answer

it’s like

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laugh-addict:

when you message someone and they don’t answer

it’s like

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nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

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watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

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vulturecreep:

“I’m so fat!” I scream as I shove a brownie, pizza, my neighbors cat, two oak trees, a small country into my mouth

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epic-humor:

“Oh wow, you’re up early!”

“Who said I slept?”

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